September 2010
Keith, you’re such a man! He’s like “hurrrrr ladies running!”
“You can’t negotiate with zombies!” - David Corn
LMAO I love Keith spending 15 seconds on Palin-booing.
IT’S LIKE EVA BRAUN WRITING A KOSHER COOKBOOK goddamn this guy’s speechwriter needs a raise
OMG! Bill Burton namedropped Keith and Rachel in a good way, how nice!
If the GOP is the Zombie Party, THEN remove the head or destroy the brain, Mr. President.
Four for you, Governator Coco. You go, Governator Coco.
HEY EVERYONE SHARRON ANGLE GETS GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE!!!1
Can we please stop saying progressive when we mean liberal? When we use a euphemism it makes it ok for GOP to use liberal as cuss word
ahhh OPULENCE I HAS IT ad!!! Tiny giraffe!
Ken Burns is making the rounds!
SHUT UP JOHN MCCAIN. “It’s not the policy it’s not the policy it’s not the policy” Be more of a child, will you?
LOL BEST CONAN AD: GUY IN BATHTUB, HIS RUBBER DUCKY HAS A CONAN FACE
OMG SADNESS. Where is my Sunday night TCAP???
Right, like, anyone who lives in America can just swan in and be like SUP GAIZ, PEOPLE’S HOUSE, I’M PEOPLE, BRB GONNA WATCH TV
Well, when it’s not Chase doing a godawful Southern accent CUZ THAT’S HOW WE ALL TALK HERE LOL
When the CDC calls, I bet they’re calling from their headquarters right here in Atlanta!
Rain drove the loud folks inside. Awesome! I can sleep better with rain!
This is when I hate Emory students (Emorroids), they’re rich enough to live here (is condos) but act like self-centered entitled cocks!
LOL so I’m watching Iron Chef America to drown out the loud folks and they’re cooking with barracuda. I don’t even.
omg. Those loud talkers are STILL out there. GO INSIDE AND TALK, JFC. That way you’re not disturbing others! Is that hard to understand?
If these loud ass talkin bitches don’t get back in their got damn condo by the time I wanna go to bed (around 3?) I’m gonna give them hell.
EPIC GOODNIGHT, TOO. Thanks for not cutting away early, 11 Alive, sometimes y’all do
You gotta get two beers and jump.
It’s 1am, ladies downstairs. STFU and go back inside, everyone in the building can hear you
RT @ArrghPaine: The GOP claims to hate deficits yet they spent 82% of the current debt. #p2 #tcot #OFA
Last night @jennpozner floated the idea of ice cream delivery services. How about also a cake delivery service?
LMAO NEXT FRIDAY JUST CAME ON!!
LOL we just saw Jezzer driving the very tiny car in the background of a BBC News broadcast.
Have been watching Top Gear all day with Mom. She likes it too lol!
I still love every time Brian Williams (or @bwilliams) is on @latenightjimmy
RT @sHes_AMack: #ThankYouNotes by @jimmyfallon are sooo HI-larious. Thank you, @jimmyfallon, thank you.//Co-signed!
I like Sanchez’s idea of ignoring “the other guy” in favor of Stephen.
Ahh you guys this song is hot as fire. It is the only good thing about Outsourced. http://youtu.be/DJztXj2GPfk
This trio singing on #latenightjimmy makes me miss Parks and Rec. CANCEL OUTSOURCED, PUT P&R BACK ON
WOW, he’s been married for 48 years?!?! WELL DONE SIR
Keith is talking about my state and the AJC and stuff. WHAT IS MY LIFE
Words: 1,604. I’m not sure if it’s counting my changes and comments or not but if that’s just the raw article…FUUUUU
AHHHH RAHM REFERENCE ON FALLON—EVERYTHING IS BETTER NOW
omg so sick of these fat old white guys sitting around bitching about Roy Barnes. AND Nathan Deal. NOT ALL GEORGIANS ARE YOKELS LIKE THAT.
http://youtu.be/XUofVR6jFYY There’s WEED over there (at about 1:16)?!
AHAHHA he misspells “wedding” as “weeding.” Mexican weeding parties, you guys. There’s weed over there!
Oh. I’d forgotten the mansplaining bit at the end where the author tells me what is a fact (not needing citation) and what isn’t!
Ugh the teabaggers’ photo album is awful now, a pastiche of anti-Muslim, anti-immigrant, racist, anti-Obama crappy pics and graphics
Tina Fey in 1995. Oh my God. A BIG FRIENDLY HI.
IKR, Stephen? I know!! Enough attention to that man!! Gah!
Fun fact: the Honolulu Police Department’s jurisdiction is the entire island of Oahu. http://bit.ly/cVlAPI
BOOK HIM DANNO. Also I swear they’re using ‘Iolani Palace as the police department exterior. http://bit.ly/boussO
Seriously, if the insanely corrupt Nathan Deal manages to win, my faith in Georgia is gone. I will hate my home state. I don’t want that.
RT @timcarvell: —cting. THREE SECONDS EARLIER: “The Event“‘s narrative structure is really distra—